A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about the new technologies.

A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large machine with tubes and wires and dials and lights that she thought might be a ventilator.

"Boy, I would hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said.

"So would I," replied the technician. "Its a floor-cleaning machine."


Mark Darby
Heart, Humor & Healing
Jest Press

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